Dear Cousin Henry,
We have a serious emergency at hand. My parents made the mistake of shampooing my hair off literally! I tried to protest but they insisted. Now I hear everybody talking about how I look like an old man with hair loss problems. Even worse my dad blessed me today with my ridiculous hair and the entire ward saw my plight. That's why I'm writing you. You are the only one that can help. You have a lot of hair and I figured since we were cousins and all, that you would be willing to help. Please send hair fast! I'm in dire need.
Sincerely,
Cousin Julius
P.S. Do you have any experience with hair plugs?
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Dear Cousin Julius,
I feel very badly for you. It is true that I have a good amount of hair. However it is mostly on the back and sides. I have heard people say that I have a receding hairline and also look like an old man. So I can understand your plight. My best advice to you is the beanie cap. They come in all colors and styles. I like your Nike one with the white swish. And also - tell your parents to go easy on the scalp scrub. Baths are important, but they're not worth loosing hair over. Good Luck.
Sincerely,
Cousin Henry
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Dear Cousins Julius and Henry,
It has come to my attention that you two have some anxiety about your current hairlessness. I - as your female peer and cousin wanted to write and let you know that you have have nothing to worry about. I know that some of our constituents are going to desperate measures to hang on to that newborn fuzz (see the following pictures) and appear more furry than they really are. This is nothing but a sad attempt to feel youthful again. Julius and Henry- as you age - hair loss may be a natural part of the aging process but to each of you I say - embrace the baldness! And remember - it is far better to have had hair and lost - than to have never had hair at all.
Your loving girly Cousin,
Nora
